22 aug. 2011


Friend (noun) - One of the many strangers on Facebook.
Laughter (noun) - When a smile has an orgasm.
Sarcasm (noun) - The brain's natural defense against the less intelligent.
You look familiar (phrase) - The most commonly used phrase in China.
Twitter (noun) - The social network that your parents and close relatives haven't ruined for you yet.
Keychain (noun) - A ring invented so that you can lose all of your keys at once.
Push up bra (noun) - False advertising.
I kinda like you (phrase) - I'm madly in love with you and absolutely adore you but can't actually say that because it sounds creepy.
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